Hmmmm....where to start?
Mr. Amsterdam--
Spent the next few weeks after our trip offering new internet dating women opportunities to go abroad--all expenses paid. Most thought he was nuts & didn't go out with him. One day a woman took him up on his offer & off they went to Italy. They're married & visit the Bridge of Sighs every year on their anniversary.
Salad--
Skiing the half-pipes in Vermont. Really!
SM--
Still Married! Really!
Preacher Man--
Swore off alcohol after our date...until the next woman crazy enough to go out with a man with 11 children. She introduced him to pot & now he's a grower in Humboldt County.
The Bear--
Found wearing the bear suit a female magnet so wore it to parties whenever he could. Fell in with the Furries & is "yiffing" with his unicorn.
Drummer Boy--
Did not do well in the dating scene--got back with his wife & is part of a polygamous marriage with his "brother-hubbies"--all 4 of them.
Seamus--
Bad boy to the core. Will never change! Really!
And, last but certainly not least:
The Bull--
Went back to the other woman & begged her forgiveness. She took him back...for a month. Until he told her that he wanted to be polyamorous & would she become a swinger? She kicked him out & he went on a bender in which eventually his genitalia shriveled up & he has resorted to using a penis pump. Because of over-dying his hair, it all fell out just before his 50th birthday. He still thinks he's a Lothario but most women think he's a lech. He lives alone with his online porn to keep him company. He may have caught a video of the bear & his unicorn one night....
Of course there are many more but those are the ones that I remember the most.
And as for Xing Fu, aka Music Buddy? Well, I think most of you know the story...The Frog Prince. Is it happily ever after? --time will tell. "Ribbit"
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