Reach Out & Touch--Bad Touch

A couple months ago I mentioned cyber-stalking & phone stalking that I had been experiencing. It had been ongoing but was just a minor irritant up until a few weeks ago. The wack-job called me yet again & left me a new, even more crazy threatening message. She told me that she had warned me not to keep in contact with her husband & that I hadn't listened. She said my cell phone number was all over the cell records & that if she caught me out she would "crush my fucking skull!" Lovely! None of what she said is remotely true since I don't even know her husband. All I know is his name is Chris & he lives in Harford County (see, I told you that that part of Maryland just wasn't my bag). I'm not sure which alternate universe she resides in but I'm pretty damn sure I haven't been seeing a Chris. In other words, the Bull's name isn't Chris & he doesn't live in Harford County.

This time I decided to go to the police. I make a report & the officer listens to the message. Of course crazy-lady always makes the calls "restricted". He says he will subpoena my cell records to see if he can get the number so I can press charges. Now it's a few weeks later & I call to find out what I can do & if I can go place a restraining order against my wackadoo stalker. The officer tells me that he can't access the number after all & there's not too much I can do other than change my cell number. I REALLY don't want to do that because everyone I know calls me on that number. So here I am stuck with some crazy person up in Harford County who gets her jollies calling & threatening me with bodily harm. Never let it be said that dating was dull! Or in this case not even dating...I'm not sure I talked to this Chris guy more than once way back in August & he obviously left a huge impression on me...well his "wife" would love to leave a huge impression on me.

Nope, not gonna mention him....I know you want me to.