Last night my friend MAC & I were chatting on Facebook & had a little giggle about past subjects on this blog. What came of that is the "Where Are They Now?"
Hmmmm....where to start?
Spent the next few weeks after our trip offering new internet dating women opportunities to go abroad--all expenses paid. Most thought he was nuts & didn't go out with him. One day a woman took him up on his offer & off they went to Italy. They're married & visit the Bridge of Sighs every year on their anniversary.
Skiing the half-pipes in Vermont. Really!
Still Married! Really!
Swore off alcohol after our date...until the next woman crazy enough to go out with a man with 11 children. She introduced him to pot & now he's a grower in Humboldt County.
Found wearing the bear suit a female magnet so wore it to parties whenever he could. Fell in with the Furries & is "yiffing" with his unicorn.
Did not do well in the dating scene--got back with his wife & is part of a polygamous marriage with his "brother-hubbies"--all 4 of them.
Bad boy to the core. Will never change! Really!
And, last but certainly not least:
Went back to the other woman & begged her forgiveness. She took him back...for a month. Until he told her that he wanted to be polyamorous & would she become a swinger? She kicked him out & he went on a bender in which eventually his genitalia shriveled up & he has resorted to using a penis pump. Because of over-dying his hair, it all fell out just before his 50th birthday. He still thinks he's a Lothario but most women think he's a lech. He lives alone with his online porn to keep him company. He may have caught a video of the bear & his unicorn one night....
Of course there are many more but those are the ones that I remember the most.
And as for Xing Fu, aka Music Buddy? Well, I think most of you know the story...The Frog Prince. Is it happily ever after? --time will tell. "Ribbit"